Welcome to the Brat Pack
Botherit, they found it. And it was getting good and ripe, too. Dang. Still, I got to finish it off while Sally went to get stuff to clear it up, life could be worse!
Stupid boy. Well, he turned up yesterday in a carrying box with Tim and Sally, and he's got us all shut in for a week, we're having to get the Nicolai human to open the door to let us out all the time, seems Sally and Tim are away for a few days. He had me worried sick, too. Apparently he had been following another girl (*disdainful sniff*) and hadn't noticed which direction he was going. 5 of them there, too, as well as a dog and birds and fish and things. He's said he might take me next time ... but I don't think he can remember how he got there ....
Tyler's disappeared, I can't find him anywhere .. I'm really worried about him, I'm sure he must be around here somewhere, I saw him a minute ago ... Sally and Tim are really worried too,but they're not here much at the moment, they're running around amdly with this whole "wedding" thing going on, so it's down to me to find him .... Tyler, Tyler, where are you?!
Hah, let's see them find THAT one. We made a bit of a mess with the feathers, but we've hidden it for our own personal consumption. Teach them to turn our offerings down...
Hah, teach them to not let me out of the front door! Just snuck in through their first floor window at the front *giggle*. Maybe they'll get the idea that I know how to get to the front?
Ooh, ow, my poor aching body.. I hadn't realised quite how unfit I had become, stuck inside for so long. Ooh, I can feel muscles I didn't know I had... Anyway, we're well pleased with the new addition to our realm. I got Tim to make me a special hole in the back fence to save my poor joints from having to jump over, so I can get out to the wilds of Chesterton. Morag showed off her tree climbing skills, although we had a surreptitious giggle when she tried to leap to the top of the willow and fell off. I was most impressed by her fir-tree climbing speed, however. 0 to 6 feet in under a second! Anyway, we're all quite exhausted now, so I'm off *yawwwn* to join the others in a week-long nap. Zzzzz z z z z z . . .
Ooooh, our human put another cat-flap in, looks like we're allowed outside now. Hooray! Excuse us for our swift departure, but we're off to explore pastures new.
The little cowbag nicked the very bit of chicken I was eating! Oooh, she's asking for trouble! Nobody steals my chicken, much less while I'm mid-chew! *indignant splutter*
It would appear that we have a new member of the pack, a female this time. How curious. We're not quite sure what to make of her at the moment - we'll sit tight and see what she does....